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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 00:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

No, not a chance

If you get a chance to have sex with either Kajal Agarwal or Samantha, who would you choose and why?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

Broadcom Stock Falls Despite Earnings Beat From AI Chip Maker - Barron's

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

Higher-Earning Shoppers Hit the Dollar Store as Spending Tightens - WSJ

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do people keep saying they have evidence and have presented it that proves you're wrong even though they have none and haven't presented anything? Furthermore, what do they think you're wrong about?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Oh Yeah, Ginny & Georgia Is About Murder - Vulture

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

Leah Remini reveals where she and Jennifer Lopez stand after Ben Affleck caused friendship fallout - Page Six

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

Why is pure dopamine not a recreational drug? And if it was wouldn’t it be the most addictive and fairly side effect free?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are some ways to improve speed in sprinting, running uphill, and long/middle distance running?

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How much stronger is an average man than an average woman?

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

Are We Wrong About Dark Matter? Dwarf Galaxies Suggest So - SciTechDaily

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Swimming world body to banish athletes and supporters of doping-fueled event in Las Vegas - AP News

So, the docs changed it to read

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?