What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 00:22

Just Forget it!
share office space ...
No, not a chance
If you get a chance to have sex with either Kajal Agarwal or Samantha, who would you choose and why?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Broadcom Stock Falls Despite Earnings Beat From AI Chip Maker - Barron's
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Nuts and Butts
Higher-Earning Shoppers Hit the Dollar Store as Spending Tightens - WSJ
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Oh Yeah, Ginny & Georgia Is About Murder - Vulture
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What are some ways to improve speed in sprinting, running uphill, and long/middle distance running?
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How much stronger is an average man than an average woman?
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Are We Wrong About Dark Matter? Dwarf Galaxies Suggest So - SciTechDaily
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Swimming world body to banish athletes and supporters of doping-fueled event in Las Vegas - AP News
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics